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I think I'll take up kitesurfing

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Created by Flying Dutchman > 9 months ago, 25 Mar 2021
Flying Dutchman
WA, 1713 posts
25 Mar 2021 6:25AM
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Sorry guys... looks like kites gets you the chicks.

GasHazard
QLD, 385 posts
25 Mar 2021 9:07AM
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Wow, the Mighty Ducks on water.

cald
QLD, 164 posts
25 Mar 2021 10:21AM
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Flying Dutchman said..
Sorry guys... looks like kites gets you the chicks.



Haha, I'm trying to swap a kite & board for some large slalom gear sails>8m board >120l... wanna trade - you can take the possibility of chicks for free

John340
QLD, 3363 posts
25 Mar 2021 11:11AM
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Lotofwind's wet dream

Maddlad
WA, 919 posts
25 Mar 2021 9:28AM
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Lots hot women in kitesurfing unfortunately. Luckily the kitesurfing guys are not interested in them as evidenced by the guys wearing bikinis over their wetsuits so more for us windsurfers. :P

Paducah
2786 posts
25 Mar 2021 10:22AM
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GasHazard said..
Wow, the Mighty Ducks on water.


or all those cheer/dance competition movies my daughter used to watch when she was 11. This one even has the Zac Efron look alike.

RichardG
WA, 3758 posts
25 Mar 2021 11:52AM
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Why bother when you have windsurfing sailors like this:

Flying Dutchman
WA, 1713 posts
25 Mar 2021 12:55PM
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We all knew kiting sucked... and now Hollywood has confirmed it.

RichardG
WA, 3758 posts
25 Mar 2021 2:42PM
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Flying Dutchman said..
We all knew kiting sucked... and now Hollywood has confirmed it.


Kiting is cancelled. There is now wingfoiling.

Flying Dutchman
WA, 1713 posts
25 Mar 2021 2:51PM
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RichardG said..

Flying Dutchman said..
We all knew kiting sucked... and now Hollywood has confirmed it.



Kiting is cancelled. There is now wingfoiling.


Wingfoiling .... sex life cancelled

Mark _australia
WA, 23448 posts
25 Mar 2021 4:32PM
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I thought it looked very realistic as soon as the chick looked at the comp and said "what an ass wipe"



Gawd could it be any more cliche? Same plot as every movie made about every new-ish sport.

philn
1048 posts
25 Mar 2021 8:42PM
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LOL, a kite competition referred to as "the biggest boat tournament in America".

stehsegler
WA, 3542 posts
25 Mar 2021 11:18PM
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That was seriously crinch worthy.

I guess kitesurfing just had it's "Windrider" moment. It's all downhill from here...

Sandman1221
2776 posts
26 Mar 2021 12:43AM
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Denise Richards, isn't she like in her 40-50s?

mikey100
QLD, 1098 posts
26 Mar 2021 4:45AM
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Sandman1221 said..
Denise Richards, isn't she like in her 40-50s?

She just turned 50. But my invitation to her big birthday party must have got lost in the mail... damm you COVID-19.

Sandman1221
2776 posts
26 Mar 2021 10:35AM
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mikey100 said..


Sandman1221 said..
Denise Richards, isn't she like in her 40-50s?



She just turned 50. But my invitation to her big birthday party must have got lost in the mail... damm you COVID-19.



Poor Charlie Sheen, kinda like the Saturday Night Live comedian who was dating Arial Grande, how you possibly screw that up?

FishMints
SA, 153 posts
26 Mar 2021 11:11PM
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Apparently there's a scene with Pete Cabrinha, Robby Naish and Charlie Sheen sinking bucketies at the back of the DJ tent in the night time concert scene

...half way through a pull, Rob Schneider walks in and says... "YOU CAN DOOOO EEEETTTT!!!!"

SeanAUS120
QLD, 769 posts
26 Mar 2021 11:50PM
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These Slingshot commercials are getting insane.

melih
134 posts
27 Mar 2021 12:39AM
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RichardG said..
Why bother when you have windsurfing sailors like this:


Nice lady, good surfer. Thanks for the video.

theDoctor
NSW, 5785 posts
27 Mar 2021 11:32AM
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the only thing missing was boardies over wetsuits

Flying Dutchman
WA, 1713 posts
27 Mar 2021 8:45AM
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theDoctor said..

the only thing missing was boardies over wetsuits


Haha

GasHazard
QLD, 385 posts
27 Mar 2021 1:55PM
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More women kite than windsurf. They need help launching and landing so it's fraught with possibilities.

Guru4
42 posts
27 Mar 2021 9:21PM
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RichardG said..
Why bother when you have windsurfing sailors like this:





Flawless wifey material.
BTW that movie is a decade too late. Kiting is passed its prime and so is Denise Richards. No doubt Sir Richard Branson had a part in producing that trash.

Madge
NSW, 471 posts
28 Mar 2021 8:02AM
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What about the film wind rider, got windsurfing in it and Nicole Kidman gets her kit off too.

John340
QLD, 3363 posts
28 Mar 2021 10:36AM
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Guru4 said..

RichardG said..
Why bother when you have windsurfing sailo

BTW that movie is a decade too late. Kiting is passed its prime and so is Denise Richards. No doubt Sir Richard Branson had a part in producing that trash.


A cheesy Hollywood movie is the nail in the coffin



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