OK
Thanks to sausage for suggesting this comp, and thanks to all those people who complained cos they missed my old finger up the nose pic. Apparently it was a seabreeze institution 
SO without further ado - guess what my avatar is.
(One guess per post. Doggie, Anita and anyone else they may have told are ineligible to enter. Judge's decision is final. Employees of the promoter ineligible to enter. Award will be decided later and may consist of nothing.... at the moment I am thinking it may be a Twisties and Vegemite sandwich. Competition closes at midnight WST on 01/03/2010 (the end of "the season").
a poor chinese guy ,trying to impress his new girlfreind,by taking her out to dinner to a drain he had seen with smarties in it...
Funny but no.
That was way out of the square. Have you ever seen smarties in a drain ka?
Funny my daughter sees the 3 wiseguys beaming down to visit jesus. I don't see it.
I'm trying to see 2 men walking abreast (walking a breast), but I don't see it either.
Its a precautionary diagram from the Montreal Tube of four Bon Hommes wearing tukes with colourful pom-poms stuck in a train door.
"Sacre Bleu", "Merde" they say as they struggle to extricate themselves. "Why was there no diagram to warn us of this?!!"
Of course there was one as there always is in situations of public liability with huge governmental organisations, but it was lost amongst all the other diagrams warning of every untoward mishap that it was possible to conceive of - millions of them.
.... ummm, I wont go on.
Do I really have to wait Three months for my Mars Bar?
Whilst being silly, NotWal is almost stumbling closely toward the correct answer.
I thought it was one of those desk ornaments with the suspended metal balls that click clack together
Initially I thought it was one of those executive toys, you know, the ones with marbles on little strings?
But now I think that it's the beam paths of signal lights, which are embedded in a square cutout.
Red for left, green for right, blue rear, yellow for forward...
The paths show that the red and green lights don't overlap, which is what you want.
Its modern 'Feng' indicating the stability and karma of the blue being maintaining his (or its) subconscious spacial positon of equal distance as abounds in any power/distance relationship atwixt the powers of Good (green), Evil (Red) and Beer (Amber)
Maybe, Red, green, blue are the visible spectrum of light as represented by the lines from above. Orange is a visible color when RGB is affected by earthly elements, as repesented by the lines rising. The upper horizontal lines on either side of RGB represent the earths atmosphere, here at midday when the light source is at its highest Blue dominates. The clear air within the atmosphere scatters the red and green making the sky appear blue. The lower hoizontal line at the base shows the Earth. The two vertical lines represent the confinement that is our depth of vision. Just a thought!
a woman's chest with a pendant hanging at clevage level and a dress that has a square clevage cut
or am i just obsessed about clevage
I was going to say something predictable like a vagina or post a pic accusing you of being gay.
But after giving it a bit of thought i conclude its the inner workings of windtechno's brain.
not that I will get one 
