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Drunk waffle no. 127

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Created by Imax1 > 9 months ago, 4 Mar 2017
Imax1
QLD, 4924 posts
4 Mar 2017 7:26PM
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Is it just me or is there a kind of thrill blasting overpowered in shallow water ?
That's what I was doing yesterday and I felt the fin scraping a couple times.
Its kind of like dealing with the devil.
All went well.
Last time I did that , it was the mother of catapooooolts and I got cought in harness lines between sail and boom and I thought I was going to drown in 30cm of water.
Ahh well , better than digging stump holes .

Orange Whip
QLD, 1069 posts
4 Mar 2017 8:11PM
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Yeah don't you just love that feeling of being hooked to the line between sail and boom and about to sink

remery
WA, 3709 posts
4 Mar 2017 6:51PM
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Do you unhook and risk the back of the board dropping a few mm, or stay hooked in and power on? What's the worst thing that can happen.

Shifu
QLD, 1992 posts
4 Mar 2017 8:53PM
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Sounds about the same as the buzz you get from blasting around in stingray infested waters. You never know if you're going to make it to the next gybe or not.

Sparky
WA, 1122 posts
4 Mar 2017 8:12PM
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What really gets my adrenaline going is taking the brand new sail out of the car and getting it into the shed without my wife noticing. Pheww, that is hard core sometimes.

Orange Whip
QLD, 1069 posts
4 Mar 2017 10:21PM
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^ After about the 3rd or 4th it seems too easy

Mark _australia
WA, 23433 posts
4 Mar 2017 9:25PM
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Sparky said..
What really gets my adrenaline going is taking the brand new sail out of the car and getting it into the shed without my wife noticing. Pheww, that is hard core sometimes.


Umm, put the new gear in old bags. Amateur


Chris6791
WA, 3271 posts
4 Mar 2017 10:06PM
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^^^ Don't get a wife. Rookie!

Magic Ride
719 posts
5 Mar 2017 12:02AM
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The pleasure of not being married and doing what you want whenever you want. Gotta love it

Tardy
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5 Mar 2017 5:01AM
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Chris6791 said..
^^^ Don't get a wife. Rookie!


Or make sure you are carrying the balls

shallow waters a blast .try shell beach .
weed fins and wave fins are ok touching or dragging the sand .
a pointer and rocks that's another story .they break straight off ..
thats a blast fully planning with no fin ,it's just see how far your can go
12 metres is my best .

Imax1
QLD, 4924 posts
5 Mar 2017 9:09PM
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Orange Whip said..
^ After about the 3rd or 4th it seems too easy


It's the simple things that makes us stronger

Haggar
QLD, 1670 posts
6 Mar 2017 9:20AM
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Mark _australia said..

Sparky said..
What really gets my adrenaline going is taking the brand new sail out of the car and getting it into the shed without my wife noticing. Pheww, that is hard core sometimes.



Umm, put the new gear in old bags. Amateur




...... and make sure your new sails are the same colour as the old ones

DavMen
NSW, 1508 posts
6 Mar 2017 10:48AM
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Magic Ride said..
The pleasure of not being married and doing what you want whenever you want. Gotta love it


I Fail to see the challenge in that! Hardly an Adrenalin rush

Magic Ride
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6 Mar 2017 9:22AM
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DavMen said..



Magic Ride said..
The pleasure of not being married and doing what you want whenever you want. Gotta love it





I Fail to see the challenge in that! Hardly an Adrenalin rush




Exactly!! Simplicity baby! Stress less, live longer, buy gear whenever you want with no hassle, gotta love it. Works for me and have never regretted it.

Sparky
WA, 1122 posts
6 Mar 2017 10:22AM
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Magic Ride said..

DavMen said..




Magic Ride said..
The pleasure of not being married and doing what you want whenever you want. Gotta love it






I Fail to see the challenge in that! Hardly an Adrenalin rush





Exactly!! Simplicity baby! Stress less, live longer, buy gear whenever you want with no hassle, gotta love it. Works for me and have never regretted it.


Yeh, yeh, yeh, I hear what your saying. But still, I couldn't live with a dude.

Waiting4wind
NSW, 1871 posts
6 Mar 2017 1:32PM
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Agrid said.. What's the worst thing that can happen.


Multiple knee ops and a permanently dodgie knee...

John340
QLD, 3362 posts
6 Mar 2017 12:44PM
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Magic Ride said..
The pleasure of not being married and doing what you want whenever you want. Gotta love it


This explains a lot

Magic Ride
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6 Mar 2017 10:50AM
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Sparky said..






Magic Ride said..







DavMen said..










Magic Ride said..
The pleasure of not being married and doing what you want whenever you want. Gotta love it












I Fail to see the challenge in that! Hardly an Adrenalin rush











Exactly!! Simplicity baby! Stress less, live longer, buy gear whenever you want with no hassle, gotta love it. Works for me and have never regretted it.








Yeh, yeh, yeh, I hear what your saying. But still, I couldn't live with a dude.







Me neither sparky cat, but girlfriend yes, but won't marry her. Haaa. That's when it all changes, and you have to get an approval for everything.

The goal is to try to have it all without getting pu$$y whipped. Very few guys can achieve this, but once it's mastered, it's the most amazing, and that's when the adrenaline starts pumping and pumping Davmen.
Life is good!! Been doing this for years and it has been 100% successful, never a disappointment, never a regret.

Sparky
WA, 1122 posts
8 Mar 2017 12:19PM
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Magic Ride said..

Sparky said..







Magic Ride said..








DavMen said..











Magic Ride said..
The pleasure of not being married and doing what you want whenever you want. Gotta love it













I Fail to see the challenge in that! Hardly an Adrenalin rush












Exactly!! Simplicity baby! Stress less, live longer, buy gear whenever you want with no hassle, gotta love it. Works for me and have never regretted it.









Yeh, yeh, yeh, I hear what your saying. But still, I couldn't live with a dude.








Me neither sparky cat, but girlfriend yes, but won't marry her. Haaa. That's when it all changes, and you have to get an approval for everything.

The goal is to try to have it all without getting pu$$y whipped. Very few guys can achieve this, but once it's mastered, it's the most amazing, and that's when the adrenaline starts pumping and pumping Davmen.
Life is good!! Been doing this for years and it has been 100% successful, never a disappointment, never a regret.


I suppose, on a more serious note we are very different here in Australia. We are much more formal and reigned in by religion than the US and it's very rare that anyone would be with a partner without being married. Most of my friends, like myself were married very young. Two of my close friends had arranged marriages. Differences in the countries I suppose, and hence the thought that you may be gay. Very sorry, and much respect.

Magic Ride
719 posts
8 Mar 2017 1:15PM
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Sparky,

This is the 21st century. Im trying my hardest to not belittle you on a national website here. Maybe this is too much to ask of from a cat, but hey, there are gays, lesbos, and transexuals everywhere in the world. Time to wake up and smell the flowers except life for what it is today.

Secondly, for your own curiosity, I'm straight and proud of it. Who cares what sex you are or who anyone else's are here, and who really gives a sh!t anyway. Chill out Sparky cat and stop stressing about my sexual orientation. With all this recent gay chatter coming from you, it's getting somewhat obvious that perhaps your gay, but Sparky, I could care less if your a gay little pu$$y cat or not. Your sexual orientation is no concern of mine, it's your own issue.

Sparky
WA, 1122 posts
8 Mar 2017 1:27PM
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Magic ride, totally with you mate. I agree wholeheartedly.

Sparky
WA, 1122 posts
8 Mar 2017 1:29PM
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Btw, Magic, are you nocturnal? Like a possum?

Orange Whip
QLD, 1069 posts
10 Mar 2017 10:08PM
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Btw, Magic, are you nocturnal? Like a possum?


Be careful how you answer Magic. Do you know which one of these is a possum?





Sparky
WA, 1122 posts
10 Mar 2017 8:17PM
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The poor goose is singing "am I not pretty enough", by Casey Chambers.

Orange Whip
QLD, 1069 posts
10 Mar 2017 10:29PM
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Just waiting in line, Skip could be a while

Sparky
WA, 1122 posts
10 Mar 2017 8:33PM
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Skip pulled a hammy

Orange Whip
QLD, 1069 posts
10 Mar 2017 10:38PM
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^ haha, good one

Magic Ride
719 posts
11 Mar 2017 3:23AM
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Go mow her down Spark, you're up next! This is going to be one
Interesting breed after the seed has been planted.

Paddles B'mere
QLD, 3586 posts
11 Mar 2017 7:00AM
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It's the seedy dude on the hill "just watching" that scares me ??

Sparky
WA, 1122 posts
11 Mar 2017 6:06AM
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^^^ age old decision, run down and have a go with the pig, or save energy, walk down and make love to all three.

Imax1
QLD, 4924 posts
11 Mar 2017 8:55AM
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The dude on the hill is the director.
It will be released in Amsterdam in two weeks.
Its called " The peeping duck "



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