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Corrupting the youth...?

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Created by musorianin > 9 months ago, 24 Oct 2016
musorianin
QLD, 597 posts
24 Oct 2016 12:21PM
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Launching yesterday for a late afternoon session after a long wait for wind. Kid on a tiny BMX wearing a beanie rides up and stops on the path. "Get some kite surfing lessons mate!" he yells. "What?" "You should get kite surfing lessons!" "Why?" "Cos you'r a @&$# pole dancer" and rides off. I see the funny side of this and sail off thinking "who's having nore fun now? Me or you on your little BMX?" Half an hour later, bang! Snapped boom! Is there a message in this...?

Imax1
QLD, 4925 posts
24 Oct 2016 12:36PM
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Did the boom snap over his head ?

PhilSWR
NSW, 1104 posts
24 Oct 2016 1:37PM
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No message, the little turd just needed a slap in the head. Some of today's youth ...

FormulaNova
WA, 15084 posts
24 Oct 2016 10:52AM
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I think its wrong that you are demeaning this poor kids lack of gender identity.

Imax1
QLD, 4925 posts
24 Oct 2016 2:50PM
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Let the little turd be a kiter , hell fit right in !

Tardy
5261 posts
24 Oct 2016 1:04PM
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He's just another little virgin.
with no licence .who doesn't do either sports.

Carantoc
WA, 7176 posts
24 Oct 2016 3:25PM
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It was probably lotofwind

He is probably still giggling now

nerdycross
317 posts
24 Oct 2016 3:34PM
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Sounds like he'll make a perfect Gay kite .hope he learns to keep his limp rist trings (tampax) away from the bosses on the water.

cammd
QLD, 4272 posts
24 Oct 2016 7:20PM
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He must just be to young to understand that taking a kite to the beach is like taking a scooter to the skate park.

lotofwind
NSW, 6451 posts
24 Oct 2016 9:03PM
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lol thats funny as.
Gotta love a cheeky grommet. Especially one that obviously is extremely intelligent.

jusavina
QLD, 1489 posts
24 Oct 2016 9:05PM
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lotofwind said..
lol thats funny as.
Gotta love a cheeky grommet. Especially one that obviously is extremely intelligent.






da vecta
QLD, 2515 posts
24 Oct 2016 9:09PM
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Be like beanie in summer intelligent.



*wearing one after an epic windsurf session is ok though

Mastbender
1972 posts
25 Oct 2016 8:03AM
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Probably learned it from his dad who tried to learn how to windsurf, found it too difficult, and gave it up for kiting.
So yeah, corruption w/in the family structure.

Al Planet
TAS, 1548 posts
25 Oct 2016 1:08PM
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I have seen that kid around.......


sboardcrazy
NSW, 8225 posts
25 Oct 2016 1:14PM
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Imax1 said..
Did the boom snap over his head ?


Should have..



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