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Casual Position Available

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Created by graceman > 9 months ago, 24 Mar 2008
graceman
WA, 323 posts
24 Mar 2008 11:51AM
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Ok The significant other half has recoiled that I have now sort of finished the Windsurfing season and showing some interest in her again. She told me to go apply somewhere else and I figured a few of us would be in the same boat, so:
Advertising:


Age: Younger than Mel Gibson
Sex: Casual, only available April-October excluding Winter storms etc
Height: Have sailed over mast high
Attributes: Have my own hair, don't need wire support jocks either
Attractive: Nickname on the beech is ugly (so is your dog BigDog!)
Likes: There's a reason I did not post this in the kitting forum, tall and skinny (masts) and normal (masts)
Dislikes: No wind and Easterlies
Dress: Only wear them on special occasions, seat harness.
Photo: Will post a photo but expect it to be of someone else better looking (Stewie for instance)
Money: I windsurf.
Travel: Will travel to Hawaii if you pay




mineral1
WA, 4564 posts
24 Mar 2008 12:24PM
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graceman said...

Ok The significant other half has recoiled that I have now sort of finished the Windsurfing season and showing some interest in her again. She told me to go apply somewhere else and I figured a few of us would be in the same boat, so:
Advertising:


Age: Younger than Mel Gibson
Sex: Casual, only available April-October excluding Winter storms etc
Height: Have sailed over mast high
Attributes: Have my own hair, don't need wire support jocks either
Attractive: Nickname on the beech is ugly (so is your dog BigDog!)
Likes: There's a reason I did not post this in the kitting forum, tall and skinny (masts) and normal (masts)
Dislikes: No wind and Easterlies
Dress: Only wear them on special occasions, seat harness.
Photo: Will post a photo but expect it to be of someone else better looking (Stewie for instance)
Money: I windsurf.
Travel: Will travel to Hawaii if you pay







MintoxGT
WA, 975 posts
24 Mar 2008 12:43PM
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Poor Graceman!

You should put a pic up yourself, I am sure the blowfish will all find your feet irresistible,you could be King of the blowies mate!

No polls this time please Mr Lips

Cheers GT

Stewie
VIC, 218 posts
24 Mar 2008 4:02PM
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Me 3. But never had a girl in the first place.

tweety
SA, 32 posts
18 Apr 2008 10:10PM
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Awww ..

Why can't you find a nice young girl who can sit on the beach and watch.... if she doesn't want to do that i'm sure theres other things she can do to entertain herself....

My boyfriend windsurfers and its the only peace i ever get is when his out..... hehe

I even cook him a yummy tea when his finished....

Perfect women.... nah... but keep your head up there are gems like me out there xx

Mark _australia
WA, 23435 posts
18 Apr 2008 9:04PM
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To quote from a previous thread (yes it is true I'm still looking, believe it or not)

35y/o Aust male, n/s, s/d, gsoh, easygoing, SOR. Sks cauc fem, 18-25, slim, gsoh, pref blonde, for regular poling (At Dutch Inn or Scarbs is fine)

easty
TAS, 2213 posts
18 Apr 2008 11:13PM
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Mark _australia said...

To quote from a previous thread (yes it is true I'm still looking, believe it or not)

35y/o Aust male, n/s, s/d, gsoh, easygoing, SOR. Sks cauc fem, 18-25, slim, gsoh, pref blonde, for regular poling (At Dutch Inn or Scarbs is fine)


Gee Mark, with the avartars you choose, I can't believe you're still looking. Maybe you should try a photo similar to Stewie's - I'm sure he gets heaps of steamy PRs.

Mobydisc
NSW, 9029 posts
18 Apr 2008 11:20PM
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easty said...

Gee Mark, with the avartars you choose, I can't believe you're still looking. Maybe you should try a photo similar to Stewie's - I'm sure he gets heaps of steamy PRs.




I don't let my wife read this forum because I am afraid she will see Mark and fall in love, thus leaving me sleepless in Sydney.



Mark _australia
WA, 23435 posts
18 Apr 2008 9:38PM
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You'll see I have changed it to a baby photo of me, as chicks just love babies.




P.C_simpson
WA, 1490 posts
19 Apr 2008 8:50AM
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Stewie said...

Me 3. But never had a girl in the first place.


could be your shirt Stewie.. reminds me of a country doctor or something.. lol

grandfromage
WA, 344 posts
19 Apr 2008 1:06PM
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tweety said...

Awww ..

Why can't you find a nice young girl who can sit on the beach and watch.... if she doesn't want to do that i'm sure theres other things she can do to entertain herself....

My boyfriend windsurfers and its the only peace i ever get is when his out..... hehe

I even cook him a yummy tea when his finished....

Perfect women.... nah... but keep your head up there are gems like me out there xx


evana,,, is that you???

tweety
SA, 32 posts
19 Apr 2008 7:09PM
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grandfromage said...

tweety said...

Awww ..

Why can't you find a nice young girl who can sit on the beach and watch.... if she doesn't want to do that i'm sure theres other things she can do to entertain herself....

My boyfriend windsurfers and its the only peace i ever get is when his out..... hehe

I even cook him a yummy tea when his finished....

Perfect women.... nah... but keep your head up there are gems like me out there xx


evana,,, is that you???


No its not.... why your gf called tweety too?



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