After a couple of weeks on those army rations this leg tastes great!
PS Mr Rudd ..Can you send some of your mining tax windfall this way so we can get something decent to eat?
After suffering a dangerous snake bite, Captain Davis called up the one and only person he knew could suck "real good" to "save" him.
Too far? [}:)]
Army protocol for snakebite treatment (RAIDS)
1. Restrain the patient
2. Administer pain relief (mouth gag)
3. Immobilise the limb
4. Disinfect the wound by pouring Coke on it
5. Suck out the poison.
Unfortunately Private Parts, Major Head and General Pleasure had to appear before the disciplinary tribunal after a few unfortunate grammatical errors in the Incident Report....
Even hiding your pay packet in your plaster cast will not stop your wife getting to it
giddings old chap, look i know it seems unnatural but lance corporal hopkins loves to clean wounds her way.
Nooo, Seargent sweetness, when I said you could roll the next one on with your teeth I didn't mean a bandage
Despite her best intentions to please, Private Stacy was a little hard of hearing….
She was sure Major Johnson had said he "enjoyed bandage sessions and having his coke sucked"
Ranger Stacy joined the Army so she had to get back into uniform, but that didn't stop her from going totally wild... well, sort of.
There there theeerrrrre Snookums. Let Mummy kiss it better for yooou.
Sob,.. niiff, mmff, but it reeeealy huuurts.
Corporal Stacie's hopes and dreams are shattered when she discovers Cpt Bob's secret.
"hmmm... If I didn't know better I'd say this looks like a kiting injury"
