She , " your prostate feels ok "
He , "Youve been checking it every night for the last eight years , im ok "
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Hubby just got pu$$y whipped from his wife because she just found hubby' s new sail hidden in the shed with blankets over it. Hubby is speechless and wifee is shakin her head 
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When your husband is deported will you be going to live with him in Mexico?
Select to expand quoteMagic Ride said..Sparky said..
Hubby just got pu$$y whipped from his wife because she just found hubby' s new sail hidden in the shed with blankets over it. Hubby is speechless and thinks to himself he should move in with Magicride
Wife: "Sorry darling, but I just farted"
Husband: "That's OK sweetie, it smells just like roses"
Wife tells hubby to return the new sail. So he returns it and his wife notices his depression kicking in. Wife says, I'll tell ya what hubby, I'll buy ya a pussy cat instead.
Hubby says, I don't want a pussy cat. Wife says, why the hell not. Hubby says, cuz I hate cats!! Wife thinks, OMG I always knew I married a pu$$y!!!
Hmmm yeah look I know its the first date but your online dating profile said you windsurf and that's sooo hot. I really need to check if you in fact kitesurf..... just move over a smidge.... there it is..... oh no........
Wine tours for blokes :
Next lets try the Merlot. mmm, lovely, I've got raspberry, plum some oaky tobacco coming through all with a robust balance of clove and vanilla. What about you dear ?
Me ? I've just got wood.
While being interviewed, the husband says, "be forewarned, always have sex before you get married, that way you'll know which sex your partner really is, now I'm married to a transsexual who isn't all the way transitioning yet! So now I just call her Caitlin".
And the winner is..... Well done Magic ride, I loved your cat whipping comment. Over to you buddy.
