Shirl, if some prick pulls my chain one more time, I swear I'll make 'em recreate a scene out of Trainspotting
Gees Cheryl "trains potting"?! Is that the scene about the potty training? Don't do anything desperate will ya dear.
Ever had your fortune told Merl? I had my palm read years ago. Its all coming back to me.
She said I'd have a life of purpose, fulfilment and service and here I am humping a dunny. Just goes to show.
Uncanny. How do they know these things?
Being so used to having to carry sh@t up hill, ancient aztec tribes evolved unparalleled ergonomical efficiency.
The mobile water bowls were a big hit at the Irish SheepDog trials.
(btw - only three were found guilty
)
Hello base, this is mobile two, we have urine on the rock wall. Im afraid we've got a breakaway rebel pisser, over....
Roger that mobile two. You know what to do,over.
AND THE WINNER IS (using the original green thumb scoring system) by popular vote,and approved by the previous winner (me) for his cheeky observation of female toiletry rituals.
...........MARK AUSTRALIA !!!!!! take it away MARK.
