Caption competition August

Is this OK for caption pics???

"Desperate Dan babysits for the wife's day off"

"This stomach tumor is the perfect ballast and will give me an extra 0.86 Knots, I'll get it removed after Speedweek" - Kato

is that the guy from the movie "Total Recall " ?

Human Services first raised an eyebrow when he started planing, but finally drew the line when he stepped off for a body drag.

Dam it, they're man boobs! they won't work!!

But can he change a nappy without coming off the plane?

Isn't that the 'camelback' with a long range tank and a really short straw?

Turns out "Kiter Kev" was traumatised at a young age by his father, "Windsurfing Wally"...

If Richard Branson can kitesurf with a naked babe on his back, I can windsurf with one strapped to my chest!!!

I give this months prize winner to Choco, you are a sick man!!!!!!!!

It's hard to be a single dad windsurfer...