Thankyou for some wonderful captions for my picture! Many of them had me laughing out loud, and I’m, going to pass (most of) them on to the people in the pic who will enjoy them I’m sure!
Special mention goes to:
OceanBlue64 for : ”After getting a decent dose of gamma radiation, George was really hopeful he would become the Incredible Hulk, but imagine his horror when instead he turned into a Prancing P00F!”
Sausage’s observation that the piece of timber looked like it was coming from Steve’s shoulder and cleverly working it into the vampire theme:
“Beryl Van Helsing's attempt to drive the timber stake into the vampire's (who happened to originate from Transelvestite) heart through his shoulder could have been a mistake.......ah well she sung, "better luck next time" and then tottered off to Bingo.” Love the bingo line…
Elmo’s “A friendly dog, a cold nose and a poorly tied hospital gown” (you can almost feel it can’t you?).
Richiefish’s “Charades night at the church hall.....” and
“under Gertrudes expert tuition, Jerry eventually got, the teacup, the eiffel tower and the coat hanger.....” Very clever use of Paint there… second place for that one!
Downwind’s incorporation of the music stand and keyboard in the background for “there there lucy... if you won't do your music homework we'll turn you into Mr Cross for a day and see how you like that!”
Greenleader’s accurate interpretation of facial expressions with "My point exactly George! thats what it feels like with an unexpected vibrator in your bum while you're doing the dishes!"
And NotWal’s very creative “MIME JUGGLING - The chosen sport of the TOTALLY UNCO -Once the humble past-time of street buskers and the severely dexterously challenged has at last achieved legitimacy as a demonstration sport at the Olympics beating Kiting by 2 votes.”
and thanks to everyone else too. They were all hilarious!
But the overall winner is:
Mark_australia’s:
In 2056AD, the T1000 hunter-killers were disguised as old grannies, and reconfigured to terminate KITERS ...... who by then were wearing dresses over their wetsuits........
Which made me laugh out loud so much I nearly fell off my chair,
And that was before I scrolled down to see the graphic additions to the picture!
(then I nearly fell off my chair again!)
Well done Mark. Over to you…
