Sorry to take so long to post this but I was away for the long weekend.
Have fun with this one:
After getting a decent dose of gamma radiation, George was really hopeful he would become the Incredible Hulk, but imagine his horror when instead he turned into a Prancing P00F!
Tommy - Biggest Loser 2009, still dreamed of Hungry Jacks Triple Whoppers - and he hadnt bought any new clothes yet either!
Beryl Van Helsin's attempt to drive the timber stake into the vampire's (who happened to originate from Transelvestite) heart through his shoulder could have been a mistake.......ah well she sung, "better luck next time" and then tottered off to Bingo.
(Play Terminator theme music....... dah dah dah dah dah dah )
In 2056AD, the T1000 hunter-killers were disguised as old grannies, and reconfigured to terminate KITERS ...... who by then were wearing dresses over their wetsuits........
local amateur drama production "Blood on the Wall" is the story of kiter mishap...
Frank had become teachers pet at the How to Please Your Wife School and as such was always called upon to give the demonstrations.
[}:)]
under Gertrudes expert tuition, Jerry eventually got, the teacup, the eifel tower and the coat hanger.....
"my point exactly george! thats what it feels like with an unexpected vibrator in your bum while you're doing the dishes!"
The writing was on the wall for the Christian Lacroix fashion house when they started hiring cheaper models.
there there lucy... if you won't do your music homework we'll turn you into Mr Cross for a day and see how you like that!
Welcome to WHEN FOGEYS GO BAD Episode One..
Tonight we look at the growing number of elderly folk replacing their angina tablets with ecstacy.....
"congratulations phillip, you have now passed your tafe prostate management course"
I dont know George, a little fuzzy red man told me to wear them. Whats your excuse ???
told me to wear them. Whats your excuse ??? 
