In some bizarre Hebrew dialects the words "clothes optional" translates into, "red and white PJs are the go round here"
Beach fashion was becoming very difficult to understand ... with kiters and SUP'ers sharing a nudist beach
Not only was it taboo for them to eat pork; the members of the Brotherhood were also forbidden to so much as look at a barbequed sausage
AND THE WINNER IS........NOT WAL !!!! for his topical comments concerning windwarning, willy and the king.(also the gay salute one 
)
Special credit to all punters using the yellow spotted swimwear.
Take it away NOT WAL..................
