News headline "President of the River Murray divers association performs cunning stunt outside parliament house to highlight the plight of the murray"
As the crowd gathered, the man walking past thought it was much Apu about nothing
(in indian accent of course)
You think its clever that i've had my head buried for three days.You wait till you see me eat my lunch.
The lunchtime crowd gathered as they had heard about the New Deli in the street...... very diappointing for the hungry masses
Edit #1: Withdrawn ........ about as funny as a fart in an elevator
Edit #2: Strewth it got thumbs up so reinstated
Kelib was good at his job.
His boss had just sat him down for a performance review.
Most of the feed back was good, but his boss did ask Kelib to use his head more.
Cleverly disguised undercover police tackle the theft of Mumbai's kerb side trees for firewood.
Dont you bloody tickel me feet Punjahbi, Im looking for my Kaftan!!!!
Spelling is very poor, sorry.
As Apu jumped from the plane, he realised his new job as a suicide bomber was going to be one of the hardest he'd ever done.
2 minutes later:
Just realised Richiefish has already used the suicide bomber idea.
the "auger helmet" is used a lot in local fencing projects . In this pic the guys that are turning habeeb, are on smoko.
I just realised how competitive some of you guys are.
You don't vote thumbs up at all, just dethumb the opposition. Vicious 
I've been laughing out loud at this one. Some of those comments are priceless.
I was really tickled by Wet Willie's 40 day head spin gag but the one that just keeps me giggling when ever I think of it is Mr No-one's comment "Say, I could park my bicycle there" - cracks me up. (meta pun not intended)
Keep em coming boys.
Unfortunately for Sanjeev, the Indian cosmetic surgeons had only ever trained on Mr Potato Head.
The Mumbai Aeronautical Space Administration (M.A.S.A.) today announced its first succesful manned launch into an outer orbit of the earth - only marred by the slightest of hitches for the astronaut on re-entry!!
After 5 long years the "intelligence" agencies of the western world still haven't discovered Osama's hideout.
(guy in ground)
"Hey, little ol' lady......can you hilp me, bro?......I'm beached is!"
(ol' lady)
"Hey, Bro.......You're beached is!!!"
(guy in ground)
"Yeah, bro........I'm beached is!!!.......and you think that F'n whale was parched, bro!!"
(ol' lady)
"Oh, yeah bro.......hey......
........wanna chup?"
(Sorry, just saw Liz's post)
(Oh, and sorry for the crappy kiwi accent
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