OK I'm gonna call it.
When I posted it I thought how could anyone come up with non-sexul funnies for this one but some did. Notables:
Sausage: Oh dang, .....now I've got crap on my hands
Bondalucci: He’s about to come first in the snatch
Stamp: This is not what I imagined when I wished for a cheerleader's
legs around my head
Stribo: Seconds later bruce was in a real flap.
Evlpanda: The Stewie breaking 50 knuts
But the winner (cos it is just so out there):
Elmo: Sams irrational fear of falling off the planet led to some extreme
solutions
Take it away Elmo