Chad knew he could not drop Mirella .... any slip would have him destined to a lifetime of ribbing from his mates and being called "Lemmiwinks"
(Apologies to Southpark)
The crowd could all see Brad cringing under the weight of Betsy... as they were waiting for the finish... Brad knew things were going to get damp.
Benny just hoped that the #00 didnt refer to the amount of times she showered per week.
unbeknown to the rest of the contestants, and secretly prior to the event, number 13 had pumped all the helium from his 24m LEI into number 00's v*****
That good looking babe that 'Lucky' just picked up looks more like an " O, OH " than a "OOOOOOOO."
The producers of the super-low budget super-hero movie FatArseWomen had to be "creative" in the flying scenes.
Steve-o's life flashed before his eyes... If he dropped this 2-footed stand, he saw himself being, REBORN again.
James thought it was ironic that the song they were dancing too was "Fat Bottomed Girls"
Now Wayne knew why they called this move The Piledriver..... and why nobody wanted to be number 13 on the cheer squad
number 23 starts to wonder if the practical joke has gone too far now. 6 months ago she switched #13's steroids with #00's weight loss pills
Skinny Jimmy finally rebelled against his nutritionalist mum's wishes and aimed to tuck down into something less than 99% Fat Free 
"Please dont slip, please dont slip, just 4 more seconds ..... must hang on...... nnnnnngghhhh!"
