Boris hitched up his gear trailer not thinking for a moment it might be the last adventure for his reliable holden.
EDIT> names changed to protect the innocent
hope was fading fast for the marine biologists - the last three attempts at towing it back out to sea were only met with it beaching itself again. Some alluded to the fact that this species "Balaenoptera Commodoris" was not regarded too highly, others were more optimistic and were holden out for its survival.
For sale:
Holden VS Commadore. Low Kms, no dents or scratches. Paint in a1 cond. Motor running a bit rough. Slight rust in door seal.
$3500 ono Call Damo on 0421789066
Also available: 6x4 Trailer. Needs new wheel bearings. $500 ono
you really can take a commadore just about anywhere.
new bond car perhaps, i dont think miss moneypenny would be too impressed.
Not all shareholders were convinced that Holden's latest anti-theft system was going to be all that successful.
If they didnt want it to go to sea ,they should have called ita "general" instead of a "commodore" ??????
After being recovered, the Commie gave new meaning to the word "Holden":
Heaps Of Loud Diff and Engine Noises
(PS: don't think anyone will beat MikeyS' one)
"wait for it...........any minute now............ Chitty, Chitty...........DOH !" 
some one should of told him that when they need tyres for the artificial reefs they should remove the car from the tyres first....
"....tide is high
and the Holden's gone,
I'm gonna have to get
another one...."
-in my best Debborah 
Harry voice
Once upon a time in Rockingham...
RRRRRRRRRRRRR................RRRRRRRRRRRRRR................... RRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Barry; "Damn, it's f#*$'n flooded!"
Sheela; "I f#*$'n told you we should have dumped the rubbish at the f#*$'n tip!!
