Looks like the Wife has Gout ..Every time you go near her she punches you in the back and yells gout....ouch 
Mark's latest girlfriend isn't pretty but she can suck the chrome off a towball, just look at those lovebites 
As the Giant Squid's primary source of food is fished to extinction it must turn to other sources - The Windsurfer.
"pre-season preparation goes horribly wrong when tight arse windsurfer chooses budget liposuction over buying a bigger harness"
Mark's rare mutation not only made his adipose cells visible, you could also see them undergoing mitosis every time he though about pizza.
Sticking your finger in your nose & out your eye is easy. But in your nose & out your ar$e takes practice!
Slowly next week's lotto numbers began appearing and all could see it was truly a miracle.
Before Blackboard came along, Mr Squiggle's original work partner never held still and often copped a hiding in the sessions from the maestro.
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The kiters told Mark it would be a fun day at Paintball.
Nah, you won't get hurt mate, honest!
Nasty little f#@kers they are
New ad campaign illustrating what happens when you don't let the old man with the walking stick have the priority seat on the train.
Mark's RSVP page lists his pastimes as windsurfing and getting stoned.( and yet he dosnt do drugs)
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