City Farmers would not sell Mohammed 20kg bags of ammonium nitrate, even when he took his mate Fred along...
John's mum always made him wear his helmet, knee guards and survival suit when he went skating with friends.
The scene is the BOM yearly fun day "no mate we got it wrong again and the windsurfers have blagged a day off"
CNN: - "...and in breaking news, Michael Jackson showed he was happy to make his way to the front line to entertain the troops....once they had found a suitable outfit and escort."
The new ending found on the 30th Anniversary edition of '2001 - A Space Odyssey' leaves fans even more confused.