Straight Reginald always suited up before entering the Blue Oyster bar... just in case
Kiteboarder 'Lewis', sick of being teased about wearing his boardies over his wetsuit looks for alternatives...
Ewen McDonald enters the Guiness Book of Records as "The silliest looking person, ever."
Diver Dan, also known as Lead Foot because of his lead feet, discovered the wonders of mobility with his fancy new segue. Lost in the elation of his new found freedom he failed to notice his unbridled antics had attracted the envious attention of a mall policeman who coveted his macho suit...
"Pull over diver"
It's almost impossible to tell the standard model from the bombproof one.
(which segues beautifully to...)
If you think you've bought a bomb just take it back will ya? You're embarrassing me.
Bi-Wheel, the only Transformer not to appear in the movie, started hanging out with the wrong crowd after the movie's release.
US Mail - not rain or hail or sleet or bombs will stop us delivering the mail
BTW, the things are called Segway's, not to be confused with segue (merging into the next thing without a pause)
The US army raided the thunderbirds' rejected props room.
Seriously, how could you look tough when they've got those little clip down shopping bags attached.
Sargent: I don't mind this survival training but those wild mushrooms made me feel bloated.
Captain: Shhh, don't upset the lawn mowers.
Ted had done some "work" on his batteries. The extra 2 volts gave him a clear advantage.
