The personal levitation program was brought to a halt when it was discovered that the carbon credits earned by the bean planting were out-weighed by the carbon credits spent on the methane emissions.
The Korean Earthquake Regiment in training.
Also the Parachute Regiment, the Olympic bob sled team, and the Olympic trampoline team.
The Global Financial crisis hit Colonel Tao's armed forces prety hard.
Drastic action had to be taken. Beans were now served three times a day.
It had some interesting side affects!
Stop action laser photography reveals that the cause of the inaccuracy of the new personnel projector is instability of the projectile.
The obvious solution, that of tying their arms and legs together seems inappropriate in light of the fact that it would make them no more effective than big soft rocks and no self respecting Korean commando would allow himself to be called a soft rock.
due to the global recession and government cutbacks, the chinese paratroopers were forced to practise without their chutes.
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Practice showed that the Guinness Book of Records synchronised skipping rope attempt could be done - now they just had to work out how to get a large enough skipping rope
Secret CIA spy photos showed that the North Korean army is vulnerable to presence of field mice. A top secret program is now working on a cruise missile deployment system.
I gather these scarecrows are Made in China
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"Stick 'em up" has a whole different meaning in China.
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Captain Chewchowmein gave his boys some stick for losing the inter platoon marching challenge.
Owing to economic cutbacks, and inspired by Harry Potter, the North Korean Formation Fying Squadron takes to the air on broomsticks.
Homosexuality isn't tolerated in the People's Republic of China Army - this simple test works on the basis of - smile and you're out
Hue Dat Dare knew that no matter how hard they trained, how many drills they performed, how sharply honed their minds, when it came to urban warfare and the elevator brakes failed, picking the right moment to jump would require a lot of good luck.
The term "serious as a dog taking a sh!t" was in fact coined after somebody saw the bloke on the far right.
the schweuzuen province volunteer fire brigade sure knew how to stamp out a fire.
The sequel "Dude where's my Armored Personnel Carrier?" was not such a hit for Ashton.
WINNER ANNOUNCEMENT....encouragement awards to, Mark.(dancing rooser). Sausages impalement pics.Wormys landmine detection. Runner up, Elmo rocky horror . But I dont think he's had a go yet so lets see just how warped he is. For the modified fable of the emperors new clothes the winner is...............HAIRCUT !!!!!! go Hairy !!!
