The latest in military development, the multi cubicle high pedestal invisible loo.
Heinz baked beans cracks the lucrative chinese market by giving free sample to the army!
Stupid impelialist lunning dog's, it call "Team Jump Lope".
ahhhh hahh hahhh hahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
The North Korean army were surprised when Kim Jong Il tested his new building vaporiser during their morning bog.
The "EKC" (Elite Kiter Commandos) train...Hup, high dangle dangle,twiiiiissst, dangle,twiiissst, hup hup hup.......
(they get their boardshorts when they graduate)......soon Elmo..
When Lieutenant Chong told the Yang Tze Soldiers to pick up their feet, they took him very seriously.
STAR WARS
EPISODE VII
THE ATTACK OF THE ASIANS.
"not such a long time ago, in a galaxy not so far away..."
"focus your minds, feel the force around you!"
(just telling u guys, if my comments seem racist, i'm sorry and i dont/didn't mean for them to be)
Wormy said:
Land mine detection Korean style
And when you find one, you jump 10 metres in the air and scatter yourself over a wide area!
"If you're happy and you know it, jump up high,
If you're happy and you know it, jump up high,
If you're happy and you know it, and you really want to show it,
If you're happy and you know it jump up high *jump jump*
(morning exercises for the chinese army)
POGOTURF
The revolutionary new trampoline surface which blends seamlessly with your back lawn
American disaster movies "The Day After Tomorrow", "Twister", "Outbreak" and so on were a success..... but the North Korean versions such as "The Day the World Suddenry Drop Four Feet" were not well received by audiences
Taking the idea from the Mexican wave
The Korean army was developing their latest tactic
