Meanwhile in Heaven, Archimedes says to Nikola Tesla, "Ten bucks says we'll be meeting the white pimply one before they open their next beer."
One power cable floating on a pool,
One power cable floating on a pool,
And if one power cable should accidentally fall...
There'll be three dead numpties floating on a pool,
Three dead numpties floating on a pool,
And if one dead numpty should accidentally fall....
(now stop humming that
)
Macroscien tests a genius scheme for getting free energy from the spastic writhing of electrocuted swimmers.

After a monumental translation c@ck-up between North HQ and the factory, water testing of the new Volt prototype was about to end in tears...
The initiation process begins for college fraternity. Question is, how far do college kids have to go these days to prove themselves? Let's find out who makes it out of the pool without getting zapped!
They're gonna die prematurely either from high cholesterol or high voltage but definitely from low IQ.

Julian Assange devotees replicating the lodgings awaiting him at Guantanamo Bay.
I like Cambodges simple Shocking
,but ,
I'm going to have to give the win to our EPIC friend from seppoland
its all yours...
MajicRide