This year's "discussions" about windsurfing versus kitesurfing entered a slightly new dimension...
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3... 2... 1.... Go!
Noooo!!!!!!!!! NO more scrambled eggs for tea!
On the Western Front, Hand-to-Hand combat in the mess tent was fierce...eventually gas masks were required when the French unleashed the Blue Vein cheese
At the Yalta Conference, Stalin finally reacts to the ongoing taunts by Churchill that he's an egghead
Select to expand quoteDon't put all your eggs in one basket.......
unless, of course,
you're planning to throw all your eggs at one bastard!
Brown eggs shells okay, but brown yokes?
"What we have here is a failure to communicate".
nothing was going to stop the annual Pie Face competition, nothing, not even a broken oven...
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Fritz was to never recover from shell shock 
from battery hens...
New Prime Minister
Refreshed front bench
Renewed focus on policy from the Opposition
Parliament resumed with a chance of a fresh new direction for Australian politics
But ....
all that came was same old, same old.
The first slippery snow of winter always brought trepidation to the summer interns of the Finnish Street Egg Marketers
TonyPolony was so keen to be the winner of the Seabreeze.com.au caption comp #388 he went to extra ordinary lengths to disable the other captioneers.
Such skulduggery hadn't been seen since the infamous lotofwind incident of caption comp #146.
Stalin really got into the swing of Pluck a Duck's extra-curicula games at the Yalta Conference
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What really happened to Ronnie Barker:
L O. F U N E X?
9 V F N 10 E.
U Z U F X.
S I L L Y C O W
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NotWal said..
What really happened to Ronnie Barker:
L O. F U N E X?
9 V F N 10 E.
U Z U F X.
S I L L Y C O W
2 R N EZ
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3... 2... 1.... Go!
In the latest reality video from the Putin / Medvedev household the two boys show how a pair of straight Russian boys make pancakes in a really manly manner. With their shirts on for a change.
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The annual YOU CAN'T MAKE AN OMLETTE WITHOUT FLOUR Competition was interrupted by a protester.
Lots of contenders, but we seem to be in the 'It's slowed down now' phase, so I'll give it one more day and then call it.
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TonyPolony was so keen to be the winner of the Seabreeze.com.au caption comp #388 he went to extra ordinary lengths to disable the other captioneers.
Such skulduggery hadn't been seen since the infamous lotofwind incident of caption comp #146.
Did I do something wrong? I'm usually in the poo at home (and sometimes at work) so I guess there's no difference here... 
Sorry fellow captioneers! 
Nothing intentional - let me know what I've done and I "WILL" use it to my advantage next time! 
