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"Winston, we're in...."
(Britains version of the 'Trojan Horse' seemed to be working so far....)
"....so what do we do next, again?"
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With a start like that, I'm surprised VW didn't self-implode years ago...
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"and my grand plan is that with this we shall deceive das Americans"
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What are the emissions like? - I wouldn't want to be harming millions of people.
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What is this? Our Greatest invention Mein Fuhrer, an enema for the western worlds desire for social responsibility. What? gives the environment the Sh**s 
"You can't park here mate. You'll have to move or I'll book you."
Hitler made good use of his experience as a parking inspector when it came to ruthless world domination later on.
Hitler said to his chief engineer:
"According to your computer printout, Hans, this poor excuse of a car can reach 200 kph. Consumes 1 litre/100 Km of petrol with near zero emission. I can see great potential for your software, in 70 years time!"
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An early meeting of the ride sharing and world domination company Uber (then known as Ubermench) contemplate whether to use the VW or the Panzer as the basis of their strategy.
"yes Adolph I think this Beetle projects a nice friendly "lovey dovey" feel but the Panzer well...... who can resist" said Joseph Goebbels.
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Vee need to discover why Australians call this a "dak dak" immediately Herr Fuhreur!
"...and who vould think ze Japs make a WRX motor that fit in it 40 years later ....."
"Fritz, sign zem up for our side"
So zis iss ze Enigma machine? Ja it hass 4 veels but how does it fit in a U boat?
When Adolf first saw it he punched Goebels, thus beginning the long-standing tradition of the "Slug Bug"
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The Germans were great inventors, but not very creative when it came to names. They just worked through the alphabet... U boat, VW car, X rays...
Did they invent the Y front?
Hitler said to his chief engineer, Hans...
"My dear comrade, Hans, I really like this little beauty. It has good look 
A powerful engine Uses no water 
Over and above, it has a wind cheating shape. I bet those guys in the year 2015, over the US, would dearly love to learn about how to cheat !"
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The Germans were great inventors, but not very creative when it came to names. They just worked through the alphabet... U boat, VW car, X rays...
Did they invent the Y front?
...and then after the Z Boom they had to stop inventing!
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Marketing makes it happen.
(I'm baaack from my 6 month suspension)
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(I'm baaack from my 6 month suspension)
Wow, what exactly did you say to get banned for that long???
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(I'm baaack from my 6 month suspension)
Wow, what exactly did you say to get banned for that long???
Maybe he is a rogue software engineer.
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What are the emissions like? - I wouldn't want to be harming millions of people.
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(I'm baaack from my 6 month suspension)
Wow, what exactly did you say to get banned for that long???
Maybe he is a rogue software engineer.
I posted a picture of a black man with the caption "Please help my uncle, nothing wrong with him he just looks like some BBQ ribs" remember that?
I have to be real careful about what I say now as the next suspension will likely be permanent I reckon. There is something different I would have like to have said about the VW but if I did that would be it for me.
i was banned for insulting the Auzzies on their "special" gambling day
butt i guess Germans are fair game
like Rammstein says "Bueck Dich"
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^^^ ummm it was not a special gambling day, how insulting.
and how on earth is a 20 year old song referring to ummm interesting sex, by a German heavy metal band, even remotely applicable to this? Especially after entries closed lol
Or were you looking for an excuse to bring up your previous faux pas?
BTW it is a fkn ripper song. Gets a bit freaky in the live version.
That vid is pretty disgusting dude, shouldnt really be posting filth like that on a water sport forum like this ay. 
