The annual two horned flying purple people eater convention get down to some taichi after breakfast.
After retirement, Jeff Wiggle still kept busy. His friends told him to wake up to himself though as most his girlfriends were only trying to entrap him for his warehouse of superseded Wiggles merchandise.
The annual Chuck Norris paternity test day was just as busy in Communist China as it was throughout the free world...

Although he denied any involvement...
JUDGED
On thumbs it is sausage and Waterloo
The Chuck Norris with a stained moustache tickled me more so take it away Waterloo
Is there a winner for this one ?
Yes, 'tis me
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Back in town today so onto it...