Kiter- "WTF!! Get off ya goose, you're harness hook is killing me!"
Passenger- "Yeeehaaa! Sorry to tell ya captain, I ain't wearing one..."
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Some people are taking the paleo diet to extremes...
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Yellow and red polka dot shorts would have prevented this.
Popular post Mardi gras recovery activities - sea water enemas and kiting combined.
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I now see why Kiters were wetties under their boardies
Loto's cruisy day went awry when MarkOz sprang from his place of concealment under the water.
"Air air, gasp. Give me air"
"Fark we're not getting any air with this load."
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Mark_Australia's first Go-Pro back mount was a little on the heavy side
...ahh, so that's the kiter's version of the sex bolt...
Rod Stewart's world tour promo trying to capitalise on the new sport like Richard Branson - Fail.
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Mark_Australia's first Go-Pro back mount was a little on the heavy side
Errgghhh that made me clench a little as I read it 
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Mark_Australia's first Go-Pro back mount was a little on the heavy side
and would surely need a carbon pole for increased stiffness
lotof was blaming the spell check for ending up with Steeve instead of Liv Tyler....
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Bloody bludgers are a leech on society, always taking, never giving, it seems we have to support them in every aspect of their lives...
Ryan Air CEO Michael O'Leary's attempts to emulate Virgin Airlines CEO Richard Branson were always on the "cheap side"
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Hey look I caught a mullet, who wants to clean it
that's gold!
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"I'm having a bigger orgasm than youuuuuu!!"
OPSM are offering a 50% discount on glasses and contact lenses. Pick some up now, otherwise you don't know what you might pickup.
It started off innocent enough.
A few e-mails regarding his seabreeze account, a message purporting to see if his e-mail address was still correct.
But after a while sebol began to wonder if Laurie's attention wasn't developing into something far more sinister.
'Get off Laurie you are upsetting the balance of the kite'
'But sebol, I's got-ta-know if your registered e-mail is correct'
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Ryan Air CEO Michael O'Leary's attempts to emulate Virgin Airlines CEO Richard Branson were always on the "cheap side"
You can tell the first one is photoshopped- either that or she's a midget!
