Select to expand quoteLoftywinds said...
[br]I just do. They are loud obnoxious beasts that God made a mistake on somewhere between here and Hades. They leave behind perhaps the most vile, toxic concoction of feces that would make even the grass it landed on wilt, go yellow and die. And their attraction to vermin and vermin to them, makes them the most deadliest carries of infection next to the common house fly. And don't get me started on the dangerous ones around children.
The more I look around me, the more I see that most dog owners are like their mutts - feral, uneducated, toothless losers with nothing better to do than to breed mongrels, for the sake of breeding.
BullSh!t too you I say.
It's like this kid,
you may be very cute an' all, but I was here before you and done all the hard yards with 'em....
....so just remember who's number one round here,
and don't go trying all that "dimple faced goo-goo" crap on them.
It aint gonna wash. OK!
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Rex : "for christ's sake Kid its ABCDEF... not BRAFJM...!!!!
Gold
So there I was having a bit of a leg tug play with this other little kid, when a crazy freaking cat pounced on me like a bullet ! Scared the living bejesus outta me ....Woh...
Listen kid, if you'll add 'regular liver treats' to that list of demands, I'll be your best friend forever!
With budget cuts to childcare rebates, some parents had to resort to dog sitters.
Listen kid, one piece of advice, DON'T grow up to be like theDoctor.
Look where it landed me
And him
okay, so it says here to take one baby and mix in two tablespoons of salt, bringing slowly to the boil.........
[Anita, sick I know but this is all that came to mind]
Little Red Lotta Wind: "What happend to Grandma"
Mark_Aus disguised as the Big Bad Wolf: "Too much Tea (bagging)"
I've gotta ask what's your secret? I wee on the carpet and they kick me outside with 'bad dog'.
You, you wee on the carpet and they give you a hug and tell you what a good boy you are.
I normally take a dump outside, but from next week, I'm gunna try your trick... huh huh huh!
Kid, I don't want to panic you, but when you go for a checkup watch out for the thermometer
"for the last time kid, I am not your frick'n father...
....I only ever humped her leg"
Pssst. Quick, hide the iPad and get the dummy out. I think the big peoples are back.
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"Just keep winding the handle on that until the top falls off the can kid, and I'll let you lick the can when I'm finished."
Bondalucci wins with two highly thumbed entries!
Terminal was a late starter but came a close second.
