So you can scratch your nuts all day long without worrying about hygiene whilst flipping the burgers.
Lesson 362 at Health and Safety Inspector School :
Clear signage is a requirement of AS 6969
For example, unclear signage may potentially cause confusion regarding whose genitals need to be washed
At the headquarters of the New World Order the illuminati realised that masses had discovered their evil flouride plan.
In an attempt to subdue the populace they commenced Plan B, claiming that floride not only strengthens the enamel on your teeth but can also keep other bodily organs hard as well.
In its initial advertising Ausdrill 'forgot' to mention a few other employment requirements for its indigenous recruits.
Workers at Toyota's Altona plant knew that they were about to get %#$%ed over by management when they arrived to new signs in the staffroom today...
They're my genitals - I'll wash them as hard and as fast as I like.
(an old Doug Mulray joke)
Lost in translation.
The hazards of buying cheap signage online.
GENTLY!!! I said GENTLY!!
Down at the Donut Factory they were a stickler for meeting the stringent food handling regulations...
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Horrified after reading the new work signage, Allem Ployees soon took legal action to end the smear campaign.
Day 1 initiation ceremony at the chemical factory always tricked somebody into using the acid tap - until Worksafe stuffed it up for everyone. Ahhh, those were the days
This is a sign posted in the bathroom at the office of former US President Bill Clinton.
Later that day at the golf pro shop.......
"YOU IDIOT, I SAID INSTALL A BALL WASHING MACHINE!!"
yes,your doing a great job there Nurse,but they're my genitals and Ill tell you when they're clean ok? so soap them up and try again thanks !!!
