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Kitesurfers - can they be avoided?
As William 'Lofty' Smith walked across the runway he suddenly noticed something was not quite right ...
Oh no, he had accidently put on Stuart 'Shorty' Jones' flying suit
He then started to hope he hadn't picked up Nathan 'Nitty' Brown's helmet
As Ted the Kiwi pressed 2 for 'claims' he was thankful he took out that travel insurance.
How unlucky he was to have been right there when missellie tried her lastest levitation theory
You just spent hours polishing your ride till it shines like a star, you take it out for a quick lap around the block only to run into a swarm of bugs
The air-force had spend years training Jimbob to be a ruthless killer and then sent him out on a routine boarder patrol mission.
"Wooooooooooohhhhhh,,,,,,cool dude,,,,,,,where'd ya get that awsome piercing done at man."
Dishonorable discharge from the Airforce forced Cyril into the ranks of commercial pilotage, unfortunately controversy was to follow him there - with much dire consequences........
^^^^^We all know who invented kitesurfing and set the trend for the poc-a dot shorts,,,Thanks guys
Your man bra fashion hasnt caught on though.
Look at the expression on his face,,,
You can nearly hear his thoughts....."hmmmmm,,,this is really borring,,I think I'll invent kitesurfing"
All in good fun.
^^^^^We all know who invented kitesurfing and set the trend for the poc-a dot shorts,,,Thanks guys
Your man bra fashion hasnt caught on though.
.."hmmmmm,,,does my bottom look big in this?"
^^^^^Thats really deep ,,,comming from a rag with a hand up its date
You tickel me Elmo.
