hey, zoey the cat. i'm cloey the cat.
straight from dunny block to you.
spreading my claws to australian shores,
the local stuff don't stand a chance.
i'll eat the numbats and chew the bilbys and then i will eat all the native birds and their eggs before they have hatched.
.........and shortly we will sit on dads lap and
he will stroke us!
FKN HEAVEN!
Cats discuss literature
"Ignatz was a mouse. That's against the order of nature."
"Well why didn't Officer Pup throw Krazy in the cooler rather than Ignatz. I dont get it"
Cats discuss the vagaries of etymology.
"How come nine tails is nasty but nine lives is good?"
"I dunno. Why does cat-a-tonic mean asleep?"
Cats discuss sport:
"Tennis. Now there's a perverted sport. They have these things called 'raquets' with strings
and you wouldn't believe what they make the strings out of"
- Just another couple of kite surfing Pussies,
....waiting for the wind to drop, so they can go outside
i wish the humans would leave the toilet lid open for when we get a bad can of snappy tom.
Random cat chat:
Then she said "It's very small"
So he said "Its big enough to swing a cat" and proceeded to demonstrate, the bastard.
Turns out she wasn't talking about the room.
Har har har. So you weren't the only disappointed pussy then.
GPSTom Cats discuss the question on everybody's lips:
Trackpoint or doppler?
Who cares? It's the joy of the chase really...
Typical females - whenever they are around a toilet their friend has to come too.....
no can do back on shift havent got the time unfortunatly!!!!! excellent choice wind!!!! plenty of luls!!!!
and the winner is...
some excellent entries once more, especially the mammoth 11 entries by FormulaNova. Must be a new CC record I think! Either FormulaNova was feeling particularly bored or he was really desperate to win this one after being pipped at the post last time.
Third place goes to NotWal for his clever reference to catgut tennis raquet strings.
Second place goes to first timer "bananalover" - I liked "Where did that goldfish go that was flushed down the toilet?" and the Postman Pat one - very clever.
but the winner has to be FormulaNova!. Which one did I like best? Hard to say, but I think "You stay outside and use the kitty litter. We're going to use this thing." sums up the body language and setting best.
so, over to you FormulaNova!
