Thomas - "Whens he coming home?"
Ginger - "I know, I hate it when he closes the lid after a dump, Im so fn thirsty.."
Caroma introduce their 'green' replacement for toilet paper.
Two are provided for those times when one just isn't enough.
Hah ha ha! You stay outside, and you use the kitty litter!
We're going to use this thing...
Fido has them just where he wants them, as he goes for the sash-cord,
and thus invents the first cat guillotine.
'See that one there? I almost had that one.'
'That one over there? He just managed to get away.'
'That bird there? Its not going to fly into my yard anymore.'
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...When cats tell stories about the ones that got away.
Just wait a bit longer.... I saw it on that TV thing, and I am sure that there's supposed to be a duck around here somewhere.
Okay, now for the synchronized back-flip dive at the Cat Olympics.
There was a problem before when something was found floating in the pool,
but the cats have continued on undeterred.
Uh...Steve, I'm pretty sure you're supposed to throw the goldfish into the bowl.
....
No, not out the window.
What your cats do in the bathroom when you aren't around:-
'Mmmm, this cat-nip pipe is good stuff!'
"Man, keep it out the window, you don't want that bloke to catch us do you?"
'be cool man, the window's open. Be cool'
Cat 1 "Check out that hot chick!"
Cat 2 " Dude! I told you not to call the hot cat Chicks! You know how much I hate birds!!!"
Every morning Tom and Steve would look on in envy as Postman Pat drove away in his red van and always took their sister Jess with him. Not to mention how they NEVER got a mention on his t.v show.
