Alright, I'll call it. The Ady Gil captions just made me want to cry- such a beautiful boat lost! Poor rellie, Elmo, Pweeda & Bondalucci all have plenty of green thumbs so deciding the winner is a bit arbitrary...
I'll go with Elmo, for his surreal-yet-CWA-handbook-sensible "Never wash your patrol boat in warm water" suggestion.
It's all yours Elmo!
