Osama bin Kite has been employed to encourage windsurfers to stay South of Woodmans Point.
So this is the pr!ck who keeps taking out the Melville wind meter. 
I thought as much! 
when the boys on the coast guard cutter set up the tender for a christmas photo joke it was just a joke , BUT then they all got to thinkin.............
Tom used to fly F14s, but he had to go and screw the Admirals wife... Now his need for speed went unsatisfied....
Always the optimist, Costner was sure his new sequel
"Waterworld - There's a New Sherrif in Town!"
was sure to do better at the Box Office!!
Cost cuts lead to ad hoc solutions. This emergency propulsion, er repulsion system is unfortunately unsuitable for use in crowded moorings so they don't let Elmo drive it.
"If I go around in a silly boat with a big gun, no-one will notice that I'm half fly"
Damn carp are out of control up here.......look out, I think it is comin' right for us!!
After the sinking of the Ady Gil protest boat, the anti whalers had to downsize the replacement vessel due to the expense of arming it properly.
The Iraqis' sophistication in concealing their weapons was far too clever
for George W. and his team......
AAP/Reuters: The Australian federal environmental minister Peter Garrett today left Hobart to interdict the Japanese whaling fleet personally. Piloting a low-emission, budget-conscious "LiLo" class frigate, he said "The time has come, a fact's a fact", adding that "the whales aren't theirs, let's take 'em back".
When asked if this move signalled a change in official government policy, Garrett disagreed, saying "I've been muzzled by my colleagues long enough. How can we sleep while our beds are burning?" He went on to say "If the Japanese politicians hit us with trade sanctions, it could certainly hurt coal exports, but if I work all day for the Blue Sky mining company, while there'll be pay in my pocket tonight, the balance sheet will meanwhile be breaking up the sky. As minister for environment, I'm not about to let that happen".
When asked for comment, Captain Paul Watson of the anti-whaling Sea Shepherd organisation said "I've always known Mr Garrett had bigger balls than me, I'm glad he's finally decided to reattach them"...
