Caption comp 114 Newbies.

I think these guys need the Seabreeze forums...

My computer with image editing software isn't working. Could someone resize this for me please?

"OK, so what do we do after dancing around the pole?"

I'm sure the guy that sold me this said I need to use some downhall......whatever the f%#k
that is........now whats this bit of rope hanging off the bottom down here.

Bloody fin box on this one, is too small as well

the ebay add said it was everything we needed to learn to windsurf.

"Now, I read in a seabreeze forum that the boom must be this high for best planing speed! "

Ha ! Foolish poleys will never notice we have infiltrated them to learn their windy secrets.....One two three cha cha cha....

Council workers try windsurfing

Soon as the wind picks up to five knots, we'll be rippin'

4 Poles standing by a lake

And the winner is....

tytyty . To make up for my lame pole captions, I'm thinking teabag-themed pic next...

edit: teabag theme has been hijacked by American politics (right wing whinge-fests are being called 'tea parties'), so no teabag pics, sorry.