The Jackson Jive skit on Red Faces would not have offended as much if they hadn't used the black backdrop.
Elmo's 'special' party ended abruptly last night when his 'friends' discovered he had a bad case of Pink Eye.
Although there were many fine examples in nature, Elmo had trouble choosing which eyespots to put on his kit that would scare the kiters away from his favorite surf spot.
The world championship all night closet pharting contest was about to lose its first competitor...
On windless days the Mandura Mob likes to play sardines for a bit of team bonding. They are all afraid of the dark and they depend on mutual support to keep the tears away.
Roger the Cabinboy and Seamen Stains were starting to regret inviting a few of the Mandurah Mob back to the Lugger to discuss the deep space theorem.
clearly no wind in qld as the crew goes about keeping an eye on elmos submission.
Dali's latest inspirational piece of impressionist art has managed to fool poor old Elmo into thinking these well painted breasts are actually eyeballs
In the late 14th century the religious writings of the Kitungamalada Sect of the Northern Kashmiran mountains (not far from the Senzheuen Roadhouse on the west side of Lake Languozuen ) were revised after a celestial visitation to the great prophet sect senior person Nong Yuen Nussing.
This included changing the phrase "eyes are the windows to the soul" to "the eyes are the windows to the black **** on the otherside"
try that again..for effect
In the late 14th century the religious writings of the Kitungamalada Sect of the Northern Kashmiran mountains (not far from the Senzheuen Roadhouse on the west side of Lake Languozuen ) were revised after a celestial visitation to the great prophet sect senior person Nong Yuen Nussing.
This included changing the phrase "eyes are the windows to the soul" to "the eyes are the windows to the black Sh#t on the otherside"
Nobody wanted to cash in their Daylight Savings till one day there was none left for anyone
Ok, quick head check
Bruce, "here"
Bruce, "here"
Bruce "Yo Mamma"
Bruce "yep"
Bruce "here
Bruce......
Bruce......
Has anyone seen where Bruce went to??
The Moreton Bay mob meet on the beach to discuss how to sail safely in the worst dust storm ever. They decide on luminous eyedrops.
When you see the whites of their eyes - Gybe!
