Although he never excelled in the chariot races, Jesus always had an unfair advantage in the watersports events.
You can run, but you can't hide surfingboyo.
The seabreeze windsurfing crew were always gonna hunt you down.
Put the pedal to the metal windwarning, you've almost got him!
P.S was gonna put spotty shorts on him, but am sure he can't even Kite Surf so left him in his Pulp Fiction "GIMP" red jump suit.
..... and in sport, the Irish Water Ski Championships got off to a spectacular start on the weekend ......
Bertie's early attempts at the running dissmount were just as spectactular as his award winning LOC efforts.
unable to deploy his emergency chute , Bob uses his inititive and impales a passing kiter.
(or, let go ! you're slowing me down !!)
The above entry for Funniest Home Video show was disallowed as he was not hit in the balls
Fabio was later apprehended for handbag snatching, his 'walk on water' trick had distracted many other victims from his wicked ways.
I WILL WIN THIS RACE!!!!!!!![}:)]
