When I checked into the Best Western Hotel located in Troutdale Oregon, I noticed something which looked like a door stop under the door in the bathroom. When I closed the bathroom door, I then realized it was this.
I'd be more concerned Skeletor is creeping up behind you on the floor 
(Maybe those are He-man's undies)
Due to the economic downturn, Best Western have been forced to replace the complimentary plush dressing gown with crusty undies...
When I picked up the boxer shorts with a bag and threw them in the trash, I noticed white stains on the shorts.
Select to expand quoteMagic Ride said..
When I picked up the boxer shorts with a bag and threw them in the trash, I noticed white stains on the shorts.
"Hello, concierge?? This is Magic Ride in Room 401, I think you need to contact the previous occupant, he has left a few things behind..."
"Hmm, let me check sir...oh yes, the navy was back in town again last week, that was Seamen Stain's room, housekeeping will be up in a minute with a bag and, err yes, a UV light..."
That's the next thing I did was check the bed. No stains or bed bugs thank god. No bug bites.
Best Western Suburbs Hotel.
[edit] As you're an American MR, Western suburbs is an Aussie reference to the Bogan or "non working class" folk you might refer to a trailer park or rednecks.
Early testing with clean undies failed, the day 7 dirty undies held the door perfectly.
Select to expand quoteWaterloo said..Magic Ride said..
When I picked up the boxer shorts with a bag and threw them in the trash, I noticed white stains on the shorts.
"Hello, concierge?? This is Magic Ride in Room 401, I think you need to contact the previous occupant, he has left a few things behind..."
"Hmm, let me check sir...oh yes, the navy was back in town again last week, that was Seamen Stain's room, housekeeping will be up in a minute with a bag and, err yes, a UV light..."
He was in the navy but now he's commando.
Her boyfriend walked in, you hid behind the door, being Magic, all that was left were your undies after you disappeared.
Select to expand quoteWindxtasy said..
You were downgraded from the "used condoms in the bedside drawer" suite
With the popularity of Brazilian waxing their suppliers were running low on pubic hairs for the toilet seat.
Did the Maid screw the dude who stayed their last and forgot to clean up all the way?
According to Trump's budget military spending is up and everyone's going commando.
Select to expand quoteTardy said..
If no one wants to get into my pants ,,,,what's the use wearing them .
Lol, Good one Tardy!!
You're on to something here.
Select to expand quotesausage said..
I'd be more concerned Skeletor is creeping up behind you on the floor
(Maybe those are He-man's undies)
No one else sees this?
That's awesome Sausage! I like how you pointed out the SKELTOR!! Yes, you're the first to see the SKELTOR!
That's the Best Western Troutdale's tardis suite, the previous occupant must have set the dials for CanCun
Being quite prudish, Best Western liked to stow their door knobs discretely in door undies....
And the winner is Sausage, as he was creative in identifying the skeltor. Over to you Sausage...
Well that's a surprise victory. And now all I can see is a pair of sneakers (not skeletor).
