The Guys who had been snaking him all day, thought Phill was top bloke when he offered them a lift in the back of his ute
At first no one believd mad Tom the tipper drivers ranting meteorite theory - but everyone was suitably impressed with his mathematical calculations and precise driving skills.
Tom just kept singing
"catch a falling star and watch it wreck your bucket da da da da da da" as they took him away.
Mundawoy was ecstatic and he veered his truck like Allan Moss through the chicanes. He suddenly realized he could now quit his day job when the words to his latest song came to him out of the blue.
Keep on trucking, mama
Truckin' all my blues away
Keep on trucking, mama
Truckin' all my blues away
You kin do what ya do, say what ya say
Comes down to doin' it they only one way!
Keep on trucking, mama
Truckin' all my blues away
Say, what's that smells like fishes
Tell ya if you really wanna know
Say, what's that smells like fishes
Tell ya if you really wanna know
Ain't sardines,m don't come in a can
Just what every woman wants from every man
Keep that blacksnake off me,
It's cold and clammy to the touch
Keep that blacksnake off me,
It's cold and clammy to the touch
Mama, mama, gotta realize
Blacksnake goes between yer thighs
Now keep yer fingers off it, doncha dare touch it
You know it don't belong to you.
Two ol' ladies in a great big bed
One turned to the other, and then she said
Well, you can lick it if you like it, but doncha dare bite it
Even if you want it bad
Look here, mama, I know you
You can get it when it's killing you
...
My man is a deep sea diver, he goes down so long
My man is a deep sea diver, he goes down so long
He goes down like a good man oughter
Comes around when he's outta water,
...
"Hardie to base, come in base ,over"
"Yeah Hardie, base here, over"
"Yeah base, could you send someone up with a jack,it feels like Ive got a flat"
People who buy puppy pet rocks at Christmas sometimes don't realise how big they can grow. A pet is for life.
Or
Ian always got a lot of attention when he took his pet rock for a walk.
One of the more abstract entries from this year's Archibald entitled "Cheech Marin - Keep on Smokin' Truckin'"
Memo to all minesite managers.
Please ensure all truck driver licences are removed from corn flakes packets before sending to company mess halls.
He painted the nugget brown and tried to smuggle it out of the mine. The plan came "undone" when the truck became "unsprung".
On the way to the stoning with his truck of rocks, Abdul was having second thoughts about his selection when he realised his name was next on the clean up roster.
I must say I am impressed with this weeks entries, the bar has been lifted !!!
Honourable mentions go out to these guys:
I am always amazed how these sorts of "caption" contests bring out amazing array humorous tangents.
NotWals "stoning" theme had me laughing heaps as I conjured up all sorts of takes on that theme.
I guess in the end our appreciation of what appeals is based on our own personal sense of humour, our maturity, our lifes experience etc.
Its a good opportunity to explore humour and try to get away from the obvious.
On behalf of myself and my gag writing staff, I'd like to thank you, the people for this most prestigeous honourable mention....
