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Having previously won the lotto and survived a lightning strike, Ian wasn't surprised when a meteorite landed on his truck.
It was the sight of the orange shirt that did it, that and his pathological hatred of surveyors triggered Ian's homicidal rage. He swerved to line him up....
George thought in retropect that perhaps he should have parked up further away from the blasting area and did his medical benefits cover post traumatic stress syndrome.
George knew that in retrospect, that pehaps he shouldn't have had it off with the bucket operators missus .
The 1997 model Euclid...just what every home handyman needs for the odd spot of landscaping
After years of hard work in the mines, Dave could finally afford that big rock his girlfriend had been hinting at
It was now obvious to everybody that Bobs obsession with his rock garden had gotten totally out of control.
After years of debate at the mine cafeteria, it was finally resolved that Bob was the dumbest person to ever get a truck licence.
George thought that with a bit of extra weight over the back wheels he would have no trouble throwing a wheelie
after dodging rocks all morning George realised all too late that the last one just before the end of his shift, had his name on it.
When Trace sent Dave out to score a bag of rocks, little did she know that he would take her quite so literally.
Jamie was a scared and timid child, who suffering great emotional pain at the hands of schoolyard bullies. On this fateful day those surpressed memories resurfaced when Terrible Terry, the boy who had thrown so many rocks at Jamie in school, began working at the site. It's time I threw a few gibers of my own thought Jamie...
Late that night in the depot, none of the other trucks believed him when he said how big the rock was until Jack and Reg the little land cruisers backed him up.
With the press still buzzing at what was described as a cheap publicity stunt turned expensive, the local band released their debut self titled album.
Duncan suddenly realised that his pet rock Ronda had put on weight since their last outing .
