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Caption Competition 95

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Created by Waterloo > 9 months ago, 25 Aug 2009
Windxtasy
WA, 4017 posts
26 Aug 2009 3:54PM
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The irony is: If you looked like that you'd never have to do any of your own mechanical work at all!

aquaplane
WA, 17 posts
26 Aug 2009 4:16PM
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no thanks, i dont need any help, im used to working on my back.

NotWal
QLD, 7430 posts
26 Aug 2009 6:34PM
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Windxtasy said...

Richiefish said...

Safety !!!




That would get you rescued in a hurry!
(assuming you were female...)


He he... They used to call life jackets "Mae Wests" remember.

"A hard man is good to find"

NotWal
QLD, 7430 posts
26 Aug 2009 6:37PM
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Is it road kill or more kiter carnage?

greenleader
QLD, 5283 posts
26 Aug 2009 6:40PM
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candida wondered why there was always a crowd of men waiting to see her retrieve her hidden keys after a beach walk.

greenleader
QLD, 5283 posts
26 Aug 2009 9:57PM
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claudia was partial to opening both her bmw bonnet and her volkswagen bonnet at the same time.

nebbian
WA, 6277 posts
26 Aug 2009 9:14PM
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greenleader said...

www.sumpdrainingchicks.com

love their work!


Am I the only one who was disappointed when that link didn't work?

Bondalucci
VIC, 1579 posts
26 Aug 2009 11:37PM
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"The beauty of a blonde girlfriend"


albers
NSW, 1739 posts
27 Aug 2009 8:53AM
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A) I finally now understand what they mean by "autoerotica"!

B) Pamela Anderson proves she's still got it - she'll go down on anything!

C) Wouldn't she be more useful parking bikes!

Waterloo
QLD, 1497 posts
27 Aug 2009 11:21PM
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Waterloo said...

Candida loved that car so much...she'd even blown the head gasket twice.




She soon left him though...he promised her he had a V8 donk "under the hood" but it only turned out to be a straight 6.


greenleader
QLD, 5283 posts
28 Aug 2009 1:41AM
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surfers paradise car service maids

$75 for an outcall, plus parts and labour......but you just accept it as a part of life!

Richiefish
QLD, 5610 posts
28 Aug 2009 8:39AM
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Gremlins ???????


NotWal
QLD, 7430 posts
28 Aug 2009 10:00PM
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Compliance check? Cars gota have a hooter or two.

Waterloo
QLD, 1497 posts
28 Aug 2009 11:15PM
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Fender bender


Waterloo
QLD, 1497 posts
28 Aug 2009 11:17PM
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Bidgett's
Massive
Wobblies

Waterloo
QLD, 1497 posts
31 Aug 2009 10:24PM
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You would think that if she walked around all day the front of her legs wouldn't be tanned at all.


greenleader
QLD, 5283 posts
31 Aug 2009 11:14PM
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'high performance roadcar silicone chip industries'

had their best installation technician on the job.

Waterloo
QLD, 1497 posts
1 Sep 2009 12:00AM
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Well we've dropped off the boil, no polka dotted shorts, no little furry thing poking up where
it shouldn't (elmo that is) - so will call it PM tomorrow.

Richiefish
QLD, 5610 posts
1 Sep 2009 9:45AM
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the fuzzy fella was confused as to what to do .....


Windxtasy
WA, 4017 posts
1 Sep 2009 9:52AM
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Richiefish said...

the fuzzy fella was confused as to what to do .....





Somehow, Richie, you've captured Elmo's disappointment and dismay perfectly...

elmo
WA, 8868 posts
1 Sep 2009 9:55AM
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Thank goodness they're not blue strings

(Sorry)

sausage
QLD, 4873 posts
1 Sep 2009 3:33PM
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Titty Titty Bang Bang - the Adults version.

Waterloo
QLD, 1497 posts
1 Sep 2009 10:22PM
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Well many notables this week...

Formula Nova had a flurry of activity.

Richie had a late run for the line capturing the moment elmo realised he couldn't combine kiting, balooning and a life-long partner.

Davman for greasing the nipples.

Windxtasy for Borat's chick magnet.

So in the end it was a close call.

Bondy's racks on the roof.

Greeny's lipstick down the air vent.

But there can only be one winner and tonight it's .....



Greenleader

congrats - take it away.

greenleader
QLD, 5283 posts
1 Sep 2009 10:48PM
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woo hoo.

one of the great uncertainties in life, even bigger than waiting for the lotto results is the fist shaking fun of winning the seabreeze caption comp!

thanx waterloo and commisserations to the other competitors...........losers!

checking data banks now.



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