So, just let me get this straight, you distinctly heard God tell you to walk away from the skinny dippers and not to look back or else he'd turn you into a bronze statue?
Well i've heard the term "bronzed aussies" before. But man...this is ridiculess!!
" and then johnno said, no f***in way did she say that to you, Your a very good listener, you know"
If you want me to swim naked with you then gringo we gotta negotiate a good price.
Oh man, you got me again!
I don’t know how you do it.
C'mon one more time, one more time
Ready, rock, scissors, paper.
Jabba the Hut tried to show-off his cryogentically frozen Han Solo - a 50th birthday present from Darth Vader - but it always seemed to attract the stoners.
As a young fella Will Smith skipped school, dropped acid, and hung out with his mate the Malcolm X statute.
For me, Notwal winds hands down so far
"Dude, you shouldve seen me out the other day. Down the line and killin' it"
I told you yesterday man ... Now in ten minutes my homies are commin here to get medi-evil on your bronze ass..
Hey i wouldn't sit here too long man...last week a kite surfer got dragged over this very spot...serious it on the TV tonight man...
you've hurt my feelings, he does look exactly like a young Will Smith
...and then my momma.. no, not my real momma, she ran away wid some guy she met after my pappa told her about his little affair wid her sista.. anyway my mamma who I called my momma 'cos she wuz da one who brings me up, she wus actually my momma's , dat's my real momma's sista, but not da sista dat my pappa has da affair wid, ma momma who wuz really ma aunty but I called her ma momma cos she treats me like she wuz ma momma., so den my momma.........
... and you can boost really high ... and now I'm working on a 360 going the other way, like turning left, which I find really hard. Oh well, I better go back for a swim now with user.
NO NO NO, my brother Tonky says you must go switch stance BEFORE you duck the sail
