Check out Dad's left eye..... startin to close up already. Yeah you want some too huh? DO YA!!!????? [}:)]
I don't give a fark if you are my dad, I'm not going to be seen with anyone who wears red polka dotted yellow shorts
Hey dudes, check out my rad hi-dangle-with-board-twisty move
(has this been overdone?)
What ! Who said it's ok to make fun of me?
This's child exploitation. Where's my lawyer?
It'll be rug weaving next.
Madonna!
Oscar the ventriloquist cursed himself for his impetuosity. He had the Centrelink staff fooled until his "new baby" said "See what stimulating the private sector leads to".
The child endowment cheque never arrived.
Russell and Danielle's daughter got a good dose of her dad's attitude.
(Crowe, that is. Grandpa looks a bit like Don Spencer. Maybe I'll get at least one green thumb with this edited explanation)
I'll kill the basket who used Deep Heat instead of Curash when they changed my nappy
"Goddamn Papparatzi !!! I'll punch that prick in the f@#kin head !!!.".....A young Noel Gallagher.....
I may be small now, but when I get older I'm going to marry you and make your life a missery
