Rule Nº 3
"Don't stick your dick in something with bigger teeth than what you've got"
It was at that point that Sheebah knew the other Tigresses were right...
"Once you've had Blackie, you can't go backie!!!"
Dog to mates in Pub - "Geez I was so drunk last night I ended up picking up the ugliest cougar you ever did see. Had to chew my paw off in the morning."
No more Tequila Slammers for me, my mouth tastes like someone crapped in it and God only knows who I picked up last night
Not a caption but:
I hate to be a wet blanket, but please be aware that ladies, children and young people read this forum, especially the caption contests. Please be judicious when choosing pics for captioning. Not too raunchy please. 
Well then, don't be a wet blanket.
This pic is not "raunchy".
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Master, Master why you throw toy in tiger cage?
I know my fluffy ball is here somewhere, I am going to get it back even it kills me.
"Risin up
back on the street
did my time took my chances
went the distance now I'm back on my feet
just a DOG and his will to survive
so many times
it happens too fast
you trade your passion for glory
don't lose your grip on the dreams of the past
you must fight just to keep them alive
It's the eye of the tiger
its the cream of the fight
risin up to the challenge of our rivals
and the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
and he's watching us all with the eye of the tiger"
Blackie was now a fully paid up member of the "Blokes punching above their weight" club
