this twitter is out off hand
"just about to move into second base"
"just got slapped"
"what do you know she walked away"
"im a twat"
Dude and Man tried to dispel the rumours, but many said the photo was a set-up, or the girls were paid for and the boys left for some quality alone time very shortly thereafter
Australian Travel Bureau:
When attending the "Full Moon" party in Thailand, Upskirting may be required just to double check before you go down to the beach for "good time".
Forgot to wear my boardies dude and some chick has mistaken me for a windsurfer LOL
Best Waroo 9m (NO RESERVE)
Time left 3m 44s
Current bid: $72 [3 bids]
[______] Place Bid
Enter $74 or more
Select to expand quote
If I can just kill this dragon and two more wizards I'll get the key to relsease the hot looking princess...
This new iPhone app for picking up chicks is great, but why do they have to make the font so small?
Getting your priorities right.
You wanna go back to your place? Ehrm, maybe, hang on a tick while I check the wind forecast...
You know your a tosser when instead of trying for a breast or pants action you find yourself texting a mate.
Honestly - the yoof of today.........
Oh S@%T! Seabreeze says its 25 knots at Fawkner Beacon! Now how do I get out of this...
Sorry Hun can't make it tonight been called into work. phones about to die call you tomorrow
Internet porn can be very addictive..Johnny had difficulty getting aroused without it....
