Bertha thought her sinus trouble was a bad problem till a parachutist came crashing through her roof.....
Apollo 69 to Houston, we are experiencing zero gravity...except for Twaneesha; she got that little bit of extra weight, yknowwhaddamsayin???
But it's all good, she'll burn it off on re-entry
limbo...LIMBO...LIMBO...babydoll....ah is de best
babydoll? BABYDOLL! why you hanging from the ceiling?
Bertha finally realised her weight was an issue when Leroy tried out what he had 'supposedly' ordered from $extoys.com
Missy had always wanted her very own inflatable companion. Now she had one she quickly discovered that filling it with helium was less than ideal. Worse than that, she was mortified to discover that no amount of pressure would make the tongue pop out.
Bertha forever cursed the day she introduced Leroy to that damn Seabreeze link "Fantastic Contraptions"
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do not, i repeat, "do not" have seven jaegermiester red bull chasers at my staff christmas party marvin!
I am always impressed by the variety of captions, the lateral thinking and the quality of humour in these caption contests and other threads on this forum.
You guys make me laugh all the time. Thanks. 
I've come up with a slogan:
"Windsurfers make better laughers"
Ok I thinks this ones shot it's load
Notables
Willy with his invisible one
Greanleader's face smack
Bondy's Nightmare
But I've got to give it to
Thanks - it will be hard to keep up to the standard we have become accustomed too but I will give it a shot.
