bit obvious but why not...
When Dolph Lundgren took up kiting, accidents were bound to occur
Corporal 'Twinkle Toes' Thomson was highly regarded as inventor of the double commando roll with half pike and half castration twist over the unparrallel scratchy bars.
white men can't jump,
but throw a knife as they go by and they will sure as hell try. 
In the 70's, training camp for the East German women's gymnastics team was tough.
Peter Costello takes on a new training regime in his bid to be party leader.
He originally wanted the training for shadow treasurer but they didn't have a wide enough target board.
Kiter Collision Camp was a great success !!!
and a handy place to practice ones "high dangle with board twistie" !!!
The hand grenade could only be so effective, but the body grenade was a whole new ball game.
Forward loops are SO EASY without a board and sail!
Landings on barbed wire tend to suck, though
picture of secret FIFA camp. Making soccer more exciting for commercial TV.
(remember that Goodies episode? cricket/rollerball??)
Things to say to dude in bar with SAS tattoo.
"That stands for Stupid Acrobatic Squad doesnt it"
After hours, they turn the play equipment into, betsy the mechanical bull ride.. Its only for 'tough nuts'
" alley oop and another one bites the dust and i'm guessing by the colour of the target that sarge is sending us to nicaragua again."
a superb shot by Mullah Abdul Achbar of David Hicks dismounting the x-treme parallel bars during the Taliban olympics
the forest elves protesting the clearing of the fairy ring for a military training camp would send deadly miniature scud missiles supplied by soviet dwarves from deep in the woods to unsettle their conquerers.
reckon it's time to call it, Mark......
.......That's if you can steel yourself after finding out your internet girlie is a bit of a flousie!!!!
. I''m going to Russia to marry her ! (thats if I can raise the $20000 for her grandmothers operation)....Besides, there are plenty of fish in the sea. Mark can screw them !!!
Sorry dudes.
I got home from work last night and a bottle of noooiiiice single malt was calling
Anyway.... toss up between Bondy and Elmo.
Elmo takes it as he hasn't had one for a while and Bondy has 
