"Wait, so you're telling me this gives you twice the lift and none of the drag? Or is it twice the drag and none of the lift?"
Whilst it kind of worked, it wasn't really the solution to removing graphics off boards that Surf12 was looking for.
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Should I judge Caption Comp number 525 first??????????
Nah - just make Dishpet do the next 3 as punishment for jumping the queue 
Sorry mate, I was in a hurry to get back in to shore after someone told me caption comp 525 was still accepting entries.
"Rouge sur blanc: tout fout le camp !
Blanc sur rouge: rien ne bouge !"
Best kept French secret
Macroscien's latest innovation: the Forward-Reverse Board ...completely eliminates the need for gybing.
To quote Mr. T. Cruise in Risky Business, "sometimes you've just got to say, what the ****"!
[in David Attenborough voice].......after insemination, the male happily goes about his business. The female is not so lucky as she gets split in the coupling and has to take some time away from the water before her skin repairs.
The 2021 Dolittle Pushmi-pullyou planes earlier, gybes better and has more top end....
