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Wave sailor Wayne's strategy of pumping like hell on light wind days often led to him going off the rails
Starting out my acting career doing a men's underwear commercial, totally sucks, and I'm leaning against a cold stupid painting!
When do I get paid?
And I probably don't even get to keep the underwear. 
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Thank you Windxstasy for your seal of approval.
KOTP is that you ................. inside wearing the dress 
I'm wondering why the pretty wife is married to the billionaire with the luxury apartment in Paris?
She ended it with the underwear model, and her husband just kicked him out. The husband will finish him off later after his wife falls asleep.
The husband knows she is cheating on him because every time he comes home their parrot says "quick, out the window".
The man behind the creed:
"If you're not living life on the edge, you are taking up too much space"
My marriage counsellor promised me to give some hands-on tips. She is demonstrating the finer points on how to show affections.
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Fortunately the old geezer usually only lasts about 10 minutes then passes out, it's getting cold out here!
Being one who lives his life very close to the edge, Jock always has a very tight schedule. As soon as Dick's wife Daisy left to meet her new girlfriend Kylie, Jock and Dick will resume their morning tea session.
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What better disguise for eavesdropping? No questions asked!
Tippy, tippy toe in my garden, all the other flowers dwell. And when I tippy, tippy toe along, I wait for the dong to bong. And when I hear the snoring dong, I wait until she sings my song. I peak and see he's out ping pong, she kicks him off the bed and rides my dong.
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Tippy, tippy toe in my garden, all the other flowers dwell. And when I tippy, tippy toe along, I wait for the dong to bong. And when I hear the snoring dong, I wait until she sings my song. I peak and see he's out ping pong, she kicks him off the bed and rides my dong.
Ok then.
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Tippy, tippy toe in my garden, all the other flowers dwell. And when I tippy, tippy toe along, I wait for the dong to bong. And when I hear the snoring dong, I wait until she sings my song. I peak and see he's out ping pong, she kicks him off the bed and rides my dong.
Ok then.
Sounds more like a caption from Mr. Magic Mushroom Ride
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Tippy, tippy toe in my garden, all the other flowers dwell. And when I tippy, tippy toe along, I wait for the dong to bong. And when I hear the snoring dong, I wait until she sings my song. I peak and see he's out ping pong, she kicks him off the bed and rides my dong.
How do you ride a Vietnamese unit of currency? Or am I being a naive young Aussie lad?
Firstly, a Merry Christmas to all.
And the winner is.......
Cambodge. Well done, over to you.
