The new welding visor 'Heads Up Display' was a real hit with the workers. No need to stop work to check the plans.
The simple solution to those pesky journo's finding yer cheap 457 visa employees.
Time saving device. You can read the paper after work as it is still imprinted on your eyeballs.
"That newspaper is coming out of your pay"
said the doggy 457 host employer to Soonwill haveascar, his new 457 worker from India
After the stock market crash drained his eyebrow grooming funds, it was back to regular work for John Howard.
Given his love for the work choices legislation he thought it wise to hide his true identity from the shop floor.
Whilst the children were bitterly dissappointed Chano the clown forgot his outfit & face paint, his improvised paper mask and the dance of the flaming ar5eholes with a sparkler was a great hit.
The boys always put on a bit of a show when they saw the Worksafe inspector coming
Due to his cunning disguise, no one suspected John Smith was a North Korean double agent
Little did Lee Chow Ming realise that his actions meant serious injury was imminent...............
having little knowledge that Paper cuts account for 1000 deaths in China each year.
The factory staff were very cruel - Foolscap knew he'd always be ruled and never quite as popular as Afour.
Bad-Li Fooked couldn't afford a plastic surgeon after his accidental disfigurement at the North Korean Nuclear Facility Tuna Cannery and so had to resort to the ACME Do-it-yourself Face Reconstruction kit.
filling out a JSA was a mandantory requirement at lucky big bright sparks fabrication shop, long fat, took it to the extreme and put it on as well.
Instructions for operation of human CNC machine:
1. Insert code in front of code reader.
2. Give verbal START command.
Driven to the limits of frustration by the need to write a caption that would be considered riotously funny by the windsurfing crowd, yet at the same time would not offend Laurie's delicate nature, nor be considered anti-female, anti-male, anti-kiting, un-Australian, derogatory or critical in any way, self-promoting, or promoting other websites, politically biased, racially biased, culturally insensitive, culturally over-sensitive, or (heaven forbid) long-winded, Wet Willy finally snapped and went on a kill-crazy welding rampage with a piece of paper stuck on his face.
