This time we should give out some special awards for the worst attempts at inventing Japanese names:
Seismicio - Gotta be Italian or Spanish
Sei Chon Lee - Sounds like a made-up Chinese or Korean name
Cookedchookeo - Could be a phrase in Korean but it's nobody's name!!
And the current favourite: Futso (WTF??)
SPRUNG !!!! how could you tell ???
Chundero Kumagutser, sumo poet and animinst, felt a definite attraction between himself and Earth. He thought it must be love and surrendered to it unreservedly.
Tragedy today as ski jumper Riceareaso threw a shadow so vast it cast the entire slope (no pun intended) into total darkness. Unable to spot his landing splattered on impact.
(This is where I get a little carried away) Moments before impact survivors reported seeing a solar eclipse but later died. Tremors were felt in Nagasaki with the mayor of Hiroshima saying" haw, what the f#%* was that!"
Ninja training - sumo low level bombing - Tombe the target has a narrow escape and becomes known as Tombe the Missed.
To this day controversy still surrounds the 1980 Japanese Winter Olympics team.
Earlier that year they had shared training facilities with the East German women's swim team though the mix up with the vitamin supplements was never proven.
This photo of young Tripitakaboygirl'girlboy, the baby of the team, only fueled the speculation surrounding their training methods.
SPRUNG !!!! how could you tell ???
SPRUNG !!!! how could you tell ???
Innuendo Krudo sometimes found that a good jolt was all that was needed to fix his gonad retention problem.
(Translation from Japenese)
Yyyyyyyeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhaaaaaarrrrrrrrrggggghhhhhhhhhhh!
Johnmu Kano, constrained by a limited budget, had to jump without a helmet or ski suit. Never the less he thought this this excellent jump just might do it for him.
Then Barako Bama started that avallanche.
onehunglow had tried to commit hari kari but found he was too thick. Maybe with more inertia and a sword buried in the snow ?????
coach? did you really say "50 kilos of fresh whale sashimi is down that snowy slope!"
and kinda hoping for an abstract vote
Hey Elmo, bring back your old avatar, eh? The sight of your cute, red, furry face always brightened my day.
